Everything’s better with electric guitars

I’m totally geeking out about this band called Alestorm right now.  In short, they do sea shanties … with electric guitars!

That got me to thinking about how all music can be made so much cooler with the application of a little amp.  Observe:

Opera … with electric guitars!

Christmas music … with electric guitars!

None of these, of course, can top the absolute coolest event in the universe.  That would be Alan Rickman piloting a dirigible while an electric guitar blows up outside.

Oh, man, that would be so cool.

Avocado Salad

Trust me, you don’t want a photo of this dish.  Though it turned out tasty, it was butt ugly.

  • As many ripe avocados as you can obtain
  • Raisins
  • Pecans
  • Green salad olives
  • Tabasco sauce
  • Garlic powder
  • Salt
  • Balsamic vinegar

Peel the avocados and cut into chunks.  Then sort of throw all the ingredients together in a bowl and stir together.  Don’t stir too much, though, or you’ll get lumpy guacamole.  Enjoy.

Ooh, WordPress Has a Neat Little Poll Gadget!

Hi, guys.

You might know by now that I’m working on an e-book called The Confederacy of Heaven (I’ve probably talked about it to death on this blog).  It takes place about two hundred years after an apocalypse that turns Earth into a giant desert.  The heroine’s part of this nomadic band of people that makes textiles and things and trades them for water.  Then she gets kicked out of her band.  Uh-oh.

Anyway, I’m planning on distributing the thing on Podiobooks as a free podcast and on Smashwords in a variety of formats, including .pdf and the Kindle reader format.  What I’d like to know is, how do you like to consume your e-books?  Are you going to go for the podcast or the .pdf?  Would you be interested in seeing a chapter a week posted on this blog, so you can get it as a serial?

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Sun of Suns by Karl Schroeder

You’ve just got to read more of a book that has this as its opening line:

Hayden Griffin was plucking a fish when the gravity bell rang.

The rest of Karl Schroeder’s Sun of Suns lives up to the promise delivered in the first line, at least in the setting department.  Hayden Griffin’s world is a giant bag of gas with a fusion reactor at the center to give light.  Cities are wheels that spin for local gravity so that people’s bones don’t degenerate.  People hunt for flying fish in nearby clouds and farm on clumps of dirt caught in nets.  Cue lots of airship travel and zero-g aerial battles.  Oh, and outside the giant gasbag?  It’s a post-singularity far-future SF that’s only being kept at bay because the fusion reactor scrambles electronics.

In short, the setting of Sun of Suns is exotic, cool, and creative.  Everything else about the book is … well, okay.  The plot: Hayden Griffin is out for revenge against an admiral who ordered an attack on his home city.  The characters: I’m not buying Hayden’s rather sudden character growth at the end.  It feels like Schroeder deliberately put dimensionality into his characters rather than letting it grow.  And somehow he manages to make sky pirates not awesome.  They are also okay.

Overall, Sun of Suns reminds me of Larry Niven’s Integral Trees, but better.  Integral Trees had a really cool setting with characters you don’t care a whit about.  Sun of Suns has a really cool setting with characters you can kinda sorta care about.  Plus, it’s the first book in a trilogy, so maybe Hayden and his friends will get more interesting as the story develops.

Zwitterion

Thanks, everybody, for checking out Zwitterion!  Although I designed this 18-episode sequence to be a complete story arc, I’m planning on turning it into a longer-running webcomic in the future.  Starting this fall, Amy is going to be a first-year graduate student at the University of Minnesota (that’s where I’m going, too).  I’m going to see if I can talk the student newspaper up there into printing it, but whatever happens, there will be updates on this blog.

More information over the summer as things progress.