You Know You’re a Millennial When…

  • You can remember before the Internet.  Sort of.
  • The letters USSR hold about as much menace as BLT.
  • You don’t need a TV because you can just watch TV on your laptop.
  • Social Security is something other people will get when they retire.
  • You have fond childhood memories of Tamagotchis, My Little Pony, and Power Rangers.
  • A European country declaring war on … another European country?  What’s up with that?
  • Harry Potter was the same age as you when the books came out.
  • Your parents keep going on about this “Gilligan’s Island” thing.
  • Every once in a while, you’re struck by the strangest feeling that Kindle books are more normal than hard-copy books.