I saw the movie Twilight last weekend, with the help of a generous dose of RiffTrax. Vapid characters, forgettable dialogue, and excessively slick post-production aside, it was actually pretty neat when Bella went to “meet the family.” It’s an awkward moment for any teenager, but it’s even more awkward when it goes something like, “So… Edward tells us you eat … food and stuff. So we made you some pasta!” *Nervous laughter all around.*

Would have been even funnier if they’d ruined the pasta because none of them have cooked anything in, like, ever, but alas.